My Chihuahua is stuck in the turkey carcass, help!

I've never actually cooked a turkey so I don't know how difficult it would be but I can only imagine the issues I'd have.

Well, it turns out I'm not alone.

Can I thaw my turkey in my electric blanket?

That's just another one of the questions a caller's phoned into the Turkey Talk-Line about. The hot line has been up and running out of Naperville for more than 30 years.

Turkey experts man the phones until Christmas time. So, if you're in need of some assistance this year call: 1-800-BUTTERBALL

You can read more about the Turkey Talk Talk-Line at: http://patch.com/A-cs4y

This made me laugh today!

Line out the door at Zingerman's this weekend in Ann Arbor

I was in Ann Arbor for 24 hours this weekend on a college tour with my cousin. We had Pizza House for dinner Friday night, Angelo's for breakfast Saturday morning and were supposed to have Zingerman's for lunch before we left.

Instead, my perfect eating plan was ruined when we spotted this line out the door and around the corner at 2pm on Saturday. So, we went to Amers instead, which was still delicious, but just not the same.

I'm living in the land of gigantic wedding rings.

My new job has landed me in Deerfield, IL. It’s an affluent suburb about 25 miles north of Chicago and has one of the best school systems in the state.

Unlike every other person in Deerfield, I don’t have kids, I don’t have a husband, to be honest, I don’t even have a boyfriend right now. I’m actually ok with all of these things, hey I’m 26, but there is one thing I’ve had my sights set on, one of these HUGE engagement rings.

The attire for women in Deerfield is pretty simple, lululemon and a gigantic rock. We’re talking a bunch of karats, a whole lot of shine and some major height, that lifts the actual diamond off the finger and into your face.

My mom always told me that a lot of women get an upgrade around their 40^th birthdays, at least that’s what she did but I’m not sure that’s the case in Deerfield. I think these North Shore guys are throwing down some big bucks right out of the gate.

Then there’s me and my little old ringless finger. I sometimes look at it and wonder what a ring that size would look like on it… pretty freaking good of course.

I know I should keep dreaming big but I think I need to start off on some what of a smaller scale, like maybe a first date?

How would you describe your political beliefs?

As a journalist I try and shy away from this question. However, my new job actually wants me to post my answer on the website I'm managing. So, I responded:

I usually order a conservative appetizer and a liberal entrée, but dessert is always up for discussion.

Is that cheesy? How would you answer the question?

First lesson learned at the driving range...

Do not forget to put the basket under the ball dispensing machine. I won't be making that mistake again.

Thankfully I went for the 50 ball deal instead of the 100 ball Saturday special.

Only my brother spends $10 at McDonalds

His order:

10 piece Chicken McNugget Meal (comes with a fry & dink)

Double Cheeseburger

McChicken Sandwich