I've never actually cooked a turkey so I don't know how difficult it would be but I can only imagine the issues I'd have.
Well, it turns out I'm not alone.
Can I thaw my turkey in my electric blanket?
That's just another one of the questions a caller's phoned into the Turkey Talk-Line about. The hot line has been up and running out of Naperville for more than 30 years.
Turkey experts man the phones until Christmas time. So, if you're in need of some assistance this year call: 1-800-BUTTERBALL
You can read more about the Turkey Talk Talk-Line at: http://patch.com/A-cs4y